Hello, and Welcome. I am John Caruso. I currently reside in the outskirts of Toronto, Ontario, CANADA. You may know me from my various online personalities: Gage in the massively multiplayer online roleplaying game Dransik, as the manager of the Kensington Crusaders in the online soccer simulation game Hattrick, as Noodle-kun on several Hotline and KDX servers or as TheNoodleman from XBOX Live and PlayStation Network.

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